I'm impressed by all the stories from our routine experienced and dedicated forum members but not surprised at all. Most of us are older which makes us wiser through our experiences. It's good to see that we have people that are not just technical junkies but also mechanics, electricians, HVAC competent, etc... I too share the same types of stories but my backhoe story was when I was only 16 and I was not use to the backhoe (had foot peddles to move the boom side to side) and I accidentally moved the boom to the left at a high rate of speed, the bucket clipped one of the workers (my old mailman, and I do mean he was old) and he lost a tooth. I was ordered off the backhoe, to return a few hours later and to never make that mistake again.
My father instilled in me curiosity about electricity and repairing things he would bring home from work. He was a HVAC/Plumber/Electrician as a daytime job and built/flew U-Line Airplanes, Fishing, Hunting, Automotive Repair, etc... Jack of all trades. I learned from him. Unfortunately the one thing he didn't teach me was to unplug something when you are working on it (where applicable). I have been hit by the juice more times than I can honestly recall. When I was 2 years of age (I don't recall it but the stories were told to me) I stuck a fork and knife into an electrical outlet, it burned the crap out of my hand. My uncle was a doctor who took acre of me and over time my claw became a normal burn free hand. I would get a phonograph my dad would bring home and tell me to try to fix it (I was in 2nd grade). I'd plug it in and it didn't come on. I'd flip it over, remove the bottom, and somehow I would find the hot wires and light my butt up. I never learned, I almost always work on things with power applied. When I was in 9th grade there was this round metal light pole (about 3" pipe) near where we lived and if you turned the pole you could turn the light on or off. We being kids thought there was a switch in the pole, nope that was not the case, it was an electrical short. And becasue all the kids played around the pole there was a recess where water would build up after the sprinklers or rain. Yes I was standing in water and twisted the pole with both hands, the light did not turn on, I twisted it more and I could not release the pole, I was actually being electrocuted. Thank god I has some friends there who pushed me off the pole. They thought I was messing around at first until the touched it and felt the shock. Believe it or not, those were some good memories. I never claimed that I was the sharpest tool in the shed. And to prove I haven't learned my lesson, I replaced 8 electrical switches in my new house a few months ago with smart switches, I never turned to power off. Never got shocked either. I'm better I guess now. But if it's 240VAC, I always turn off the power, that stuff is no joke. I do respect electricity.
HVAC is super easy, the one thing that blew my mind was when I was in 2nd grade I went on a service with him and we worked on an Air Conditioner that used LP Gas to heat the unit which made cold air. Wicked! Years later I would learn how that actually worked, it was a smaller version of the air conditioning system on a submarine (I had to learn about all submarine systems to at a minimum operate then basically for an emergency). I have repaired my own and my sons HVAC system, both electrical, freon, expansion valve replacement, fan motors, etc... The only bad part is when you need to braze a part and you need to evacuate the air. I have a pump for that but brazing tools are gone. I'm old so I will probably let some youngster do it. Better yet, I should train one of my sons how to do it like my dad did for me. When I was in 9th grade my best friend and I would grab a 50 Lb cylindar of freon, flip it so the valve is on the bottom (liquid, not gas), and chase each other trying to freeze each other. He got some frost bite on his arm one time, so funny, not sure he didn't do it to himself by accident. Yes, I'm partially to blame for the hole in the Ozone.
Getting back on the theme of this thread, Happiness is:
Retirement with money in the bank. I have about 6 years before this happens, I hope.
My wife telling me the red light thingy turned on in her car, and not waiting for me to find it myself. (BTW, I just changed the oil and rotated the tires today)
Not being called for Technical Support. That can get old very quickly, I'm sure you all can relate.
Happiness is a huge pay raise! I would be very happy.
Happiness is when I taught my grandson how to replace rotors and brake pads 2 weeks ago. Good times.
And with Christmas almost being here, I hope everyone does have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cheers!
-Mark